A baby brings a little bit of heaven down to earth.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

A bundle of joy... our little boy(girl).

A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. - Eda J Leshan

A wee bit of heaven drifted down from above, a handful of happiness, a heart full of love.

First we had each other, then we had you. Now we have everything.

Heaven's Gift.

I'm a Dream Come True.

Sent from above our sweet bundle of love.

Shhh.. Baby's Dreaming..

Small wonders bring special joys!.

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of.

Special Things Come in Small Packages.

Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of.

Sweet Dreams Sleep Tight We Love You Good night.

The angels danced the day you were born.

The greatest gift I ever received came from God.. my family.

We made a wish and you came true.

When a child is born an angel sings.

With every little baby's birth God sends his love and joy to earth.

Worth the wait.

You've got the cutest little baby face.

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.  ~Harold Hulbert
Children seldom misquote.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have
said.  ~Author Unknown
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it
stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Diller
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be
always and forever explaining things to them.
Has anyone IMPORTANT been in your school? Yes! Thousands of kids.
Hugs - not drugs.
I child-proofed my home and they still get in.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane
asylums would be filled with mothers.  ~Edgar W. Howe
Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids!.
Let them be little… 'cause they're only that way for a while
Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart
go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone
Parental Pledge- I promise to raise you to be a good person. I promise to love you
unconditionally. I promise to say and show you that you are loved and adored..
Reach for the stars because mom and dad will catch you.
The laughter of a child is the light of a home.
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.  
~Lane Olinghouse
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.  ~Christopher Morley
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen.  When they're finished, I
climb out.  ~Erma Bombeck
You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have, for instance.  
~Franklin P. Jones
Dads Fixin Shop: Broken Toys & Feelings Fixed for Free.

All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The
Lord God made them all.
As for me and my house we will serve the Lord -Joshua 24:15.
Be joyful always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances, for this is Gods will for you
in Christ Jesus. - 1 Thess. 5:16-18.
Bless all creatures great and small, Lord help protect them all.
Bless this home and All who enter.
Bless this home with love and laughter
Bless this home. Oh Lord We Pray. Keep it safe by Night & Day.
Come to me, all You who are toiling and loaded down, and I will refresh You. -Matt. 11:28.
Count your blessings, name them one by one. Count your blessings, see what God has done.
Dear God and angels up above Please bless this home with lots of love.
Destination: heaven.  How you get there is up to you!.
Faith is not believing that God can, It is knowing that God will.
Faith is when you close your eyes and open your heart.
For He shall give His angels charge over you, to keep you in all your ways. - Psalm 91:11 NKJV
Give thanks to the Lord for he is good! His faithful love endures forever. Chronicles 16:34.
Give us this day our daily bread.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the
things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
God rest your love upon this door, bless this home forever more.
Let the children come to me…for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these -Matthew 19:14
Let Your truth guide me. - Psalm 43:3.
Lift up your heart, Lift up your voice! Rejoice, again I say Rejoice!
Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never
ends. - 1 Corinthians 13:7-8.
Please be patient . . . God isn’t finished with me yet.
Prayers go up blessings come down
The Lord bless you, and keep you; The Lord make His face shine on you and be gracious to
you. - Numbers 6:24-25.
The Lord is my light and my salvation… Whom shall I fear? -Psalm 27:1.
The Lord, our God is with us.
There are three things that will endure Faith hope and love. 1 Corinthians 13:13.
This is the day the Lord has made let us rejoice and be glad in it -Psalm 118:24.
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven.
When God measures a man he puts the tape around the heart instead of the head. -
Anonymous.
Whenever I count my blessings you’re on my list.
Whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16.
With God all things are possible.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Families are forever.
Families are like fudge.. mostly sweet with a few nuts.  ~Author Unknown
Having a place to go is a home. Having someone to love ..is a family.
Humor can make a serious difference.
Live well, laugh often, love much.
Our family tree is full of nuts.
Home is where the heart is.
May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities.
There is no place like home.

For a good time call 1-800 Nana & Papa.
Grandchildren complete Life's Circle of Love.
Grandma’s little angels welcome here.
Grandmas are angels in training.
Family: grandparents
Grandparents need looking after by little children or they get broken.
I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids.  It's just that correcting them often takes more energy
than I have left.  ~Gene Perret
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.  ~Lois
Wyse
The best antiques are grandparents.

Beauty comes in all sizes.
It started as a hobby, descended into a sport, madness and finally surrender.
Art is a collaboration between God an the artist and the less the artist does the better. Andre
Gide.
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. Henry
Ward Beecher.
Form Follows Function.
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. -Jorge Luis Borges.
Dance yourself silly.
See No Evil   Hear No Evil   Date No Evil.
An old fisherman lives here... with the catch of his life!.
Born to golf. Forced to work.
Golf is Tee-rific.
Happiness is a hole in one.
If I can’t be seen I’m on the green.
Without music life would be a mistake. Nietzsche.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards.  I got a full house and four people
died.  ~Seven Wright
If the shoe fits... buy it in every color.
If you’ve had a good time playing the game you’re a winner even if you lose. Malcolm Forbes.
Skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it is.

A day patched with quilting seldom unravels.
Ah, how good it feels, grandma's quilt.
Beautiful quilts from old scraps grow.
Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!
Happiness is a warm quilt.
Happiness is sleeping under a warm quilt.
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces.
I have a weakness I must confess it. I buy fabric just to possess it!
I’d rather be quilting.
I'd rather be stitchin' than in the kitchen
If life gives you scraps make quilts!
In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends.
May your sorrows be patched and your joys quilted.
Old quilters never die, they just go batts.
Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces.
Old quilts speak volumes.
One who sleeps under a quilt is comforted by love.
Only a quilter’s family would put up with, understand, and love, a quilter.
Our lives are like quilts - bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love.
Quilt 'til you wilt!
Quilters are scrappy!
Quilters aren't greedy, they're just materialistic.
Quilters come with strings attached.
Quilters never cut corners.
Quilting is a gift you give yourself.
Quilting is my passion...chocolate comes in a close second.
Quilting with a friend will keep you in stitches.
Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort and warmth.
So many quilts, so little time.
Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love.
When life gives you scraps - make a quilt.
When life goes to pieces, make quilts.
Will work for FABRIC!

A garden is a delight to the eye and a solace for the soul. -- Sadi
A garden is a friend you can visit any time.
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
--Greek proverb
A weed is only a misplaced plant.
All gardeners know better than other gardeners. -- Chinese Proverb
Almost any garden, if you see it at just the right moment, can be confused with paradise.   Henry
Mitchell
Always remember the beauty of the garden, for there is peace.
An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.
As Rosemary is to the spirit, so Lavender is to the soul.
As the Garden Grows, so does the Gardener
Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul. -- The Koran
But each spring...a gardening instinct, sure as the sap rising in the trees, stirs within us. We look
about and decide to tame another little bit of ground. -- Lewis Gantt
Cares melt when you kneel in your garden.
Cultivate the garden within.
Don't grumble that roses have thorns, be thankful that thorns have roses.
Earth laughs in flower.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Flowers are beautiful hieroglyphics of nature, with which she indicates how much she loves us.
--Wolfgang von Geothe
Friends are flowers in life's garden.
Gardeners, I think, dream bigger dreams than Emperor's.-- Mary Cantwell
Gardening is a way of showing that you believe in tomorrow.
Gardening is the purest of human pleasures. -- Francis Bacon
He who plants a garden, Plants happiness.  Chinese Proverb
I ask not for a larger garden, But for finer seeds.   Russell Herman Conwell
I garden, therefore I am.
I have never had so many good ideas day after day as when I worked in the garden. --John Erskine
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.   Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you have a mind at peace, a heart that cannot harden, go find a door that opens wide upon a lovely
garden.
I'm not really a career person. I'm a gardener, basically.-- George Harrison
In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. -­Aristotle
In joy or sadness, flowers are our constant friends. -- Kozuko Okakura
In the Garden, my soul is sunshine.
Kiss of the sun for pardon. Song of the birds for mirth. You're closer to God's heart in a garden than
any place else on earth. -- Dorothy Frances Gurney
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our
souls blossom. -- Marcel Proust
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. --Francis Bacon
Nothing is more the child of art than a garden.-- Sir Walter Scott
Old gardeners never die, they just spade away.  James Shuford
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.   Dan Bennett
One who plants a garden, plants happiness.
So many seeds -- so little time.
So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you
flowers.   author unknown
The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies. -- Gertrude Jekyll
The man who has planted a garden feels that he has done something for the good of the world. -- Vita
Sackville-West
The most noteworthy thing about gardeners is that they are always optimistic, always enterprising,
and never satisfied. They always look forward to doing something better than they have ever done
before.  Vita Sackville-West
The trouble with gardening is that is does not remain an avocation. It becomes an obsession. --
Phyllis McGinley
There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments. -- Janet Kilburn Phillips
Though an old man, I am but a young gardener.-- Thomas Jefferson
Though I do not believe that a plant will spring up where no seed has been, I have great faith in a
seed. Convince me that you have a seed there, and I am prepared to expect wonders. -- Henry David
Thoreau
Tickle the earth with a hoe, it will laugh a harvest.
To own a bit of ground, to scratch it with a hoe, to plant seeds, and watch their renewal of life...this is
the commonest delight of the race, the most satisfactory thing a man can do.   author unknown
We come from the earth, We return to the earth, And in between we garden.  author unknown
What is a weed? A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. -- Emerson
What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of
place. -- Donald Culross Peattie
What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. --William
Shakespeare
When the world wearies and society fails to satisfy, There is always the garden.-- Minnie Aumonier
Where but in a garden do summer hours pass so quickly?
Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.   Richard Brinsley Sheridan
You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.
You know you are a gardener, if you find compost a fascinating subject.  author unknown

A happy home is filled with Love & Laughter.
A house is built with Boards & Beams. A home is built with Love & Dreams.
A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
A Small House will hold as much Happiness as a Big one.
Blessed is the home where each puts the other’s happiness first.
Having a place to go is a home. Having someone to love ..is a family.
Heaven is a little closer in a house by the water.
Home ..where your feet may leave, but not your heart. -Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Home is where the hugs are.
Home is where you can be silent and still be heard. Where you can ask and find out who you
are. Where people laugh with you about your self. Where sorrow is divided and joys multiplied.
Where we share in love and grow.
Home is where your story begins.
Home Sweet Home.
I’d rather live here in our cozy little home stenciled with fingerprints and brimming with love
than alone in a sparkling mansion.
Laughter is.. Sunshine in the heart and wings on the soul.
Love Begins at Home.
May our home be warm and our friends be many.
May the roof above us never fall in, and may those beneath it never fall out.
No Smoking. Purdy Please.
Peace, love and joy to all who enter here.
Thank you for visiting. Feel right at home.
The rest of your life begins right here & now!.
There's no place like home..
This is the Place
This is the place we gladly call home... and for this we are truly thankful.
Trailer Sweet Trailer.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
All work & No pay- makes a housewife.
Dull women have immaculate homes.
Housework done properly can kill you.
I’d rather live here in our cozy little home stenciled with fingerprints and brimming with love
than alone in a sparkling mansion.
It all comes out in the wash.
Laundry Room: Drop your drawers here.
Stop Pollution.. clean your room!.
This isn’t clutter.. these are my priceless antiques.
Your husband called... he said buy anything you want!.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think.
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said: The whole time.
I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...
People in glass houses should always wear clothes.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
When you fall off a horse don't get back on because the horse probably doesn't like you
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstyle you like
"It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
"The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841."
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
"Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for lunch."
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
There's no future in time travel.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.
Support Search & Rescue - GET LOST!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I like children. Properly cooked.  W.C. Fields
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full public view.
Rehab is for quitters.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
To err is human. And stupid."
"Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you."
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it."
"Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"Enough research will tend to support your theory."
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."
"A penny saved is ridiculous!"
I think animal testing is a terrible idea;  they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Is there another word for synonym?
What year did Jesus think it was?
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
The statement below is true.  The statement above is false.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Rather die living than live to die.
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
This shoe fits like a glove   -Yogi Berra
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
To err  is human, to forgive is against company policy.
Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.
Don't kiss a fool, or let a kiss fool you
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Never eat anything at one sitting that you can't lift.     Miss Piggy
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.
90% of all statistics are made up
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
Never use intuition. Omar Bradley
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Consider the daffodil.  And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
He who knows little quickly tells it.-Italian Proverb
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.-Rush Limbaugh
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.  Groucho Marx
Getting what they deserve doesn't satisfy many people.
Some folks sit and think, others just sit.
If you are unkind, you are the wrong kind!
If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can beat him repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble.  Muhammad Ali
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath. Jacob Braude
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
This is my favorite time of day. Well, there it goes.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm".
It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards. Spanish Proverb
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Most people do very efficiently what needs not be done at all.
Photons have mass!??   I didn't even know they were Catholic...
The easiest person to deceive is yourself.
I think therefore I am... I think .
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".  So I ordered French toast during the
Renaissance.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  Erma Bombeck
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
"We're all in this alone." Lily Tomlin
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If cats are so afraid of getting wet, why are they always licking themselves?
I'm not only weird, I'm gifted too!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
"Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle."
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.  Otto von Bismarck
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is probhibited?
An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support.  John Buchan
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
"The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity."-Harlan Ellison
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum!
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
"Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
"What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket."
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. P. Erdos
Agnes Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's Laws
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is.  Noel Coward
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Any man who knows all the answers most likely misunderstood the questions.
Strangers have the best candy.
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA."
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
If it ain't broke, break it! It'll do you good.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
"No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'" Dr.  Who
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the LAW!
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
Give some people an inch and they think they are rulers.
"Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency."
The future ain't what it used to be.-Yogi Berra
"What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over."
Celibacy is not hereditary. First Law of Socio-Genetics
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high
explosives.
"Time's fun when you're having flies."  -- Kermit the Frog
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If you cannot get what you like, why not try to like what you get?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If there is no God, who pops up the next tissue in the Kleenex box?
"Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese." G.K.Chesterton
"Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?"
I say no to drugs, They just don't listen...
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard that's it's kinda hard to heep em'  lit.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't."
The hardest part of skating is the ice
I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Color... it's just a pigment of your imagination.
I'll never be satisfied until I'm too smart for my own good
I never watch Sesame Street, I know most of that stuff.
If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.
Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my mind the most
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;  I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.-A. Whitney
Brown
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright.
People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.…  Longfellow
All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.  Holt's Law
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, ...how cold will it be?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a
parkbench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
I've gotta be me - everyone else was already taken.
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!  --Andy McIntyre
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
You might as well take all of me - the parts you want aren't removable.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Never try to teach a pig to sing; you'll frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't you think it's a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on cd.
Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed
them.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.  F.
P. Jones
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. Groucho Marx
Plagiarism saves time.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with."  W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
"Virtue is it's own punishment."
"Avoid reality at all costs."
"No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off
just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said: Cut it out!
"Money is the root of all wealth."
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
"When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing."
A good pun is its own reword.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
"All general statements are false."
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.  Wilson Mizner
I never think of the future.  It comes soon enough.  Albert Einstein
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
John Russell
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - George Carlin
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there,
staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
How can there be self-help groups?
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
Room service? Send up a larger room! -- Groucho Marx
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.-Emo Phillips
Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?  Shouldn't they be called builts?
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Sure, the truth hurts, but so does a machete. --- Bloodguilt
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
There's no danger so pressing that it couldn't be worse --- Kender saying
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten.
Don't you hate it when life throws you a curveball and you forget to duck?
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
Young's Law: All great discoveries are made by mistakes.
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
If you love something. . .set it free. . .if it doesn't come back. . .hunt it down and kill it.
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the
trip.  Caskie Stinnett
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.  Jeff Marder
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.  Keith Richards
By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
Love at first sight is rather pointless without love at second sight, and third, and fourth...
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Ten out of ten people surveyed in the street are pedestrians.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister...
Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1862
When did I realize I was God?  Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.  
Peter O'Toole, The Ruling Class
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
'You want us to do WHAT?' - Ancient Chinese wall engineer.
He's about as subtle as a chainsaw, but lacking the social grace.
The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Does your butt hurt? Because I have been staring at it for the past half hour.
If I were bread, would you be my butter?
Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it?
I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock!
You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.
If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas, could I come visit you in between the
holidays?
You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away.
It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves.
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is beautimus maximus?
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
If God is inside us, then i hope he likes fajita's, cause that's what he's getting.
To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke?
That was Zen. this is Tao.
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - one who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog...
Make God laugh - plan for the future.
When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's called schizophrenia.
And on the 8th day God said, OK Murphy, you take over.
I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion.
In the name of the Old Man, The Kid, and the Spook, Amen.
You've given your life to Jesus, I've rented mine to Cthulhu.
Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.  Voltaire
Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.
Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!
Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
"Worship the gods, listen to their advice, but don't lend them money."
"Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off."
"Atheists have no invisible means of support."
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston S. Churchill (1874-
1965)
"Trust in God, but lock your car."
In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be Light."
And there was still nothing, but you could see it.
There are no accidents.  God's just trying to remain anonymous.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.  Aldous Huxley
There is no room for God in my world. Probably why he has a nice place of his own.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this
one out.
I'm a polyathiest-there are many gods I don't believe in ~Daniel Fouts III
God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!
"I'm not an atheist, I believe in me."
Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Cosby
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually produce a
masterpiece. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."   Eyler Coates
Boys will be boys... and so will a lot of middle aged men!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom." -- Bob
Hope
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
- Gene Spafford,1992
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. - Gene Hill
At least dogs do what you tell them to do.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Vuja De: That feeling you've never been here before.
Don't cry over spilt milk, it makes it salty for the cats.
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. - Yoda
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the
genius.
We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story...
As seen above a urinal: What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hands.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
I love being the hostess. It's so easy to get home at the end of the night.
I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and
just visit now and then. -Katharine Hepburn
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be.
And G-d said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then G-d said: Let there be light! And
then He said: Whoa - too much light.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.  So I had to buy them again.
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...
Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a
bake sale to buy a new bomber.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I
should not destroy it.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by
ship, it's called cargo?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.
They say when nature calls you should answer it, I say let the answering machine get it.
I doubt therefore I might be.
Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be
found and stopped.
Why are you here, and what can I do to change that?
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. - Herbert Prochnow
Carpe diem - Seize the day; Carp in denim - There's a fish in my pants!
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Familiarity breeds children.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
The trouble with work is... it's so daily.
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Your mind is like a taco: the more you cram into it, the more that's going to fall out.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
Earn cash in your spare time-blackmail your friends.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.  Fletcher Knebel
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Patience will come to he who waits for it.
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
Batman Costume warning label
How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more.  What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.
Socialism and Fascism are for people who like their dictatorships obvious.
I wish life had an UNDO function.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
Give blood - play hockey.
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
My karma ran over your dogma.
The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.

Celebrate Life.
Every person’s life is a fairytale written by God’s fingers. - Hans Christian Anderson
Happiness is where you find it.
Health, wealth and the time to enjoy it.
Life is not measured by the breaths you take, it is measured by the moments that take your
breath away.
Live simply, Laugh often, Love deeply.
The best things in life aren’t things.
The ultimate goal should be doing your best and enjoying it.
We can’t all be stars but we can all twinkle.
Wish it... Dream it... Do it..

Aimez, riez, revez -- et allez dormir
All because two people fell in love
Always Kiss me good night.
And, they lived happily  ever after
Apple of my eye, star in my sky.
God Bless the broken road that led me straight to you.
Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be.
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
Homespun with Love.
I love thee with the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. – Elizabeth Barrett
Browning
If music be the food of love, play on. - Shakespeare
In loving you, I am forever changed
Love is patient, Love is kind, Love never fails.
Love Conquers All
My favorite place is inside your hug.
Now and Forever
Once upon a time... they lived happily ever after.
One day at a time
Side by side, hand in hand, heart to heart.
To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with. - Mark Twain
Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories.
Waking beside you is more lovely than any dream.
We come from a long line of love…

A mother should be like a quilt: She should keep her children warm with out smothering
them.
Mom’s mood-o-meter Wonderful Good So-So Ask Dad.
Motherhood God’s highest calling.
Mothers do have eyes in the back of their head.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. -Henry Adams.
Firefighters Save Hearts & Homes.
Hygienists brighten your day.
Nurses can really take pressure and go the rounds.
Secretaries are special type.
Teachers Make a Difference.
The Greatest of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if
I did not exist." -Maria Montessori.

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom,   
justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill.
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter, and lose our freedoms, it will be
because we destroyed ourselves. -Abraham Lincoln.
Freedom isn't free.
God Bless America.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it
stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Proud Parent of a United States (Soldier, Marine, Sailor or Airman).
Return with Honor.
There is a word sweeter than mother, home or heaven... that word is liberty. -Matilda Gage.
United We Stand.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

An angel to watch over me.
Angels land a helping hand.
Angels point the way.
Angels Welcome Here.
Believe in heavenly things.
Do not fear angels are near.
For He shall give His angels charge over you, to keep you in all your ways. - Psalm 91:11
NKJV
God can’t be everywhere so he created Angels.
Grandma’s little angels welcome here.
Guardian Angel pure and bright, guard me while I sleep tonight.
I believe in fairies.
I believe there are angels among us….
Magic happens to those who believe in fairies.
Rest your wings.
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. -
Luciano de Crescenzo
When a child is born an angel sings.

Age is relative when you’re over the hill you pick up speed.
Be Calm - Be Strong - Be Grateful
Bloom where you are planted.
Books are food for the brain.
By wisdom a house is built and by understanding it is established. -Proverbs 24:3.
Come - Sit - Enjoy
Count your blessings
Do something Great!
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. -
Robert Brault.
Find a purpose in life so big it will challenge every capacity to be at your best. -David McKay.
Finish each day and be done with it. Tomorrow is a new day begin it well. - Emerson.
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. Vincent Van Gogh.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. -Samuel Smiles.
Ideas won t keep something must be done about them.
If there is no wind, row.
If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. -
Thomas Edison.
If you can dream it you can do it - Walt Disney
If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the
quitting time.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein.
Many people enter our lives for just a little while, others pause and plant seeds in our hearts
that bloom into flowers forever..
Never judge a day by the weather.
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. -Babe Ruth.
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
Nothing is impossible.
Pay attention and you will learn something new every day of your life.
Practice random acts of kindness.
Sit long talk much laugh often.
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. -
Chinese Proverb
The design is an expression of the purpose. -Charles Eames.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot.
The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
The more that you read the more things you will know. The more that you learn the more
places you'll go.
There are two great days in a person's life–the day we are born and the day we discover why. -
William Barclay.
To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you, and hold intimate converse
with men of unseen generation--such is a pleasure beyond compare. -Kendo Yoshid.
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust our sails.
We weren't making history, we were making design. -Florence Knoll.
Without a goal in sight, all you will see are obstacles.
A woman is like a teabag. You never now how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. Marilyn Monroe.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret
Thatcher.

A good plan executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week. -George S.
Patton.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost.
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back to the crowd.
A winner never quits, and quitter never wins. -Anon.
Always do more than is required of you. -George S. Patton.
Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. -Bill Eardley.
Before you can win a game you have to not lose it. -Chuck Noll.
Brasington's Ninth Law: A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than
expected: a carefully planned one will take only twice as long.
Calling in ugly isn’t an acceptable reason for missing work.
Carpe Diem.
Coming together is a beginning keeping together is progress working together is success.
Computers aren't t intelligent they only think they are.
Concentrate on finding your goal then concentrate on reaching it. -Colonel Michael Friedsman.
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a
winning game.
Deeds not words.
Do it now. Later never exists. -Adlai Stevenson.
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl at the dark. You know what you’re
doing but nobody else does.
Don't follow trends, start trends. -Frank Capra.
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Give us the fortitude to endure the things which cannot be changed, and the courage to change
the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to know one from the other. -Oliver J. Hart.
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never excuse
yourself. Be a hard master to yourself – and be lenient to everybody else. -Henry Beecher.
I have one good thought a day whether I want to or not.
If at first you don’t succeed try try try again. W. E. Hickson.
If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-
than-excellent work. -Thomas Watson, IBM founder.
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Individual commitment to a group effort that is what makes teamwork, a company work, a
society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi.
It takes courage to be creative. Just as soon as you have a new idea, you are a minority of one.
It's not whether you get knocked down. It's whether you get up again.
Keep looking around... there is always something you missed.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Life consist not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. Thomas Dewar.
Never let a vehicle take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.
Never never never quit.
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. -Elbert
Hubbard.
Nothing else in the world . . . not all the armies . . . is so powerful as an idea whose time has
come. - Victor Hugo.
Nothing shines as brilliantly as work created with pride and passion.
One trademark of successful people is that they don't let excuses deter them. They determine
what it is they need to do - and then do it. -Bob Burg.
Our customers are worth a mint to us.
Promise only what you can deliver, Then deliver more than you promise.
Putting off an easy thing makes it hard. Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.
Sometimes the best man for the job.. is a woman.
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital. Aaron
Levenstein.
Success is dependent on effort. Sophocles.
Success is doing what’s right for us.
Success is the Best Revenge.
Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make
mistakes but they don‘t quit.
The ability to concentrate and to use your time well is everything. Lee Iacocca.
The Greatest Risk is not taking one.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
The only thing more overrated than natural childbirth is the joy of owning your own business.
The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money. -IRS auditor.
The world cares very little about a man who knows; it is what he is able to Do that counts.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. -Beverly Sills.
There is always room at the top. Daniel Webster.
Think. It gives you something to do when your computer has crashed.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. Johann von
Goethe.
Victory belongs to the most persevering. Napoleon.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
You don't learn when you're talking. -Watts Wacker.
You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing.

Did you think to flush?
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
Be a sweetie, close the seatie.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. -Irish proverb.
Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them.
Goddess sleeping.
Guardian Angel pure and bright, guard me while I sleep tonight.
In sleep your dreams may seem true, but to make them come true you have to wake up and
get out of bed.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep..
To sleep perchance to dream.
One who sleeps under a quilt is comforted by love.

Céad Míle Fáilte
Enter with a happy heart..
In our home let love abide, and bless all those who step inside.
Love, Laughter, and Friendship are always welcome here
May all who enter as guests leave our home as friends.
May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities.
Welcome friends

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
Bon Appétit.
Broken cookies don’t have calories.
Chocolate is an essential nutrient.
Coffee or a pot of tea? Please sit and share a cup with me.
Come gather at our table.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
Crumbs of happiness.. make a loaf of contentment.
Eat well, laugh often, love much.
Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow, we diet!.
Eat, Drink, & Remarry.
Help me to resist temptation Lord especially when I know no one is looking.
Home is where the cookies are.
I cook with wine.. sometimes I even put it in food..
I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
Life is too short to drink bad wine
Life’s two best comforts, good food and a hug.
Life's short... eat dessert first.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
Nana’s kitchen.. tasters welcome.
Recipe for a Happy Heart: 2 cups of Love, 1 cup of Friendship, 1 cup of Gratitude, Add a dash
of Laughter. Pour into any soul.
Sit long talk much laugh often.
So this isn't t home sweet home, Adjust.
The Kitchen is the Heart of a Home.
The kitchen is the heart of the house.
There's always room for one more…
This kitchen is closed due to illness; I’m sick of cooking.
To know you have enough is to be rich . . . . count your blessings.
To Your Health.
Today’s Menu Two Choices: Take it or Leave it.
Welcome to our home.
What you eat standing up doesn't count. -Beth Barnes.
Wine is bottled poetry. -Robert L. Stevenson

Believe in yourself..
Cinderella goes to the ball...and takes it to the net!!
Dribble, Rebound, Shoot, SCORE!
Follow Your Dreams
It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Laugh out loud...and when you feel blue, make funny faces.
Never, never, give up ! - Winston Churchill
Oh, the places you'll go! - Dr. Seuss
Remember how special you are.
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails - that's what little boys are made of.
Star light, Star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish
tonight.
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice. That's what little girls are made of.
You can grow up to be anything you want to be
You're out of this world!